Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.