Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.