If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.