Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
A company is known by the people it keeps.