I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.