Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.