If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.