You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.