Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Paranoia is knowing all the facts.
It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.