I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.