On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.