I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.