Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think itโs insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.