I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.