You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
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