It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.