Get ready for a burst of laughter and brain-teasing fun! Enjoy quirky jokes, silly surprises, and clever riddles that will make you laugh and challenge your mind!
What does man love more than life, Fear more than death or mortal strife, What the poor have, the rich require, And what contented men desire, What misers spend, and spendthrifts save, And all men carry to the grave? Show Answer ▼ Nothing.
Why do witches buy magazines? Show Answer ▼ They like to read the horrorscopes.
What are three ways you can add 4 odd numbers and get ten? Show Answer ▼ 1+1+3+5=10
1+1+1+7=10
1+3+3+3=10
It floats like a log. It looks like a log. But it isn't a log. What is it? Show Answer ▼ An alligator.
How does NASA throw a party? Show Answer ▼ They planet.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,caannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter. What is it? Show Answer ▼ Dark.
What is cut on a table, divided out among friends, yet no one eats it? Show Answer ▼ A deck of cards on a poker table
How do vampires like their food served? Show Answer ▼ In bite-size pieces.
Why did Dora cross the road? Show Answer ▼ To explore the other side
If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I? Show Answer ▼ A Fish Hook.
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale. What am I? Show Answer ▼ Sadly, I am a Book.
How much dirt is in a hole that was dug 5m deep and 6m wide? Show Answer ▼ There is no dirt because it was dug out.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck? Show Answer ▼ A Christmas quacker.
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have? Show Answer ▼ Two. The two you took.
Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you? Show Answer ▼ I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.
What begins all that ends, but ends all that begins? Show Answer ▼ Death.
Why should you never Iron a Four-Leaf Clover? Show Answer ▼ You don't wanna press you're luck 🍀
Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot. All is cool where it is not. What am I ? Show Answer ▼ Sunshine.
What is everything and also nothing and is in you and also in your house? What is it? Show Answer ▼ Atoms.
I want everything within sight. The impossible will not flea my plight. I will take it all by any means. To have is my hearts very need. A bottomless pit that nothing will fill. I have even lead humans to kill. What am I? Show Answer ▼ Greed.
I live on ground and water but can't swim. What am I? Show Answer ▼ A worm
In old age I'm lost, in trauma I'm tossed. What am I? Show Answer ▼ Memories
What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean? Show Answer ▼ A tissue.
Old nanny goat in a long petticoat, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she? Show Answer ▼ A Lit Candle.