Eminem Quotes

When I die, so does hip hop.

Nothing on 'Relapse' and very little on 'Recovery' was produced by me.

If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.

Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain. An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling. Dont think I ever stopped to think I was speaking to children. Everything was happening so fast, it was like I blinked, sold three million.

Sporadic thoughts will pop into my head and I'll have to go write something down, and the next thing you know, I've written a whole song in an hour.

The devil's spirit's trapped inside me. My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is Rain Man. So I keep conjuring (demons), sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn (Satan) from. I'm just relaying what the voice in my head's saying. Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the monster that's under my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head.

I'm certainly not a f**king fashion consultant. Don't call me if you want to know how to dress. I just rap. That's all I really know how to do.

I've accomplished enough with the music that I haven't had to go out there and do other things to over-saturate.

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Guns are bad, I tell you.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Money is what makes a man act funny.

Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?

I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

I want to keep making records as long as I can, but I don't know how long you can be taken seriously in rap.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

Now who is the king of these lewd, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics; who could inherit the title, to put the youth in hysterics; using his music as spirit

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Seize the moment and dont squander it. Cause you never know when it all could be over.

I truly believe I may be getting too big for my own good.

But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.

So many lives I touch, so much anger.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'm going to hell. I'm headed to hell. I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame. That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames. Satan'll be in to see me later to see if I'm interested in being partners. Devil worshippin', Satan music.

It's not a contest, and I ain't on no conquest for no mate.

People can try to reinvent themselves. I don't think you can really change who you are, though, because who you are is pretty much where you came from and what you've done up to now.

Ain't nothin' but a whole lot of suckin' goin' on in rap.

I just say whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want wherever I want however I want.

I can never turn my back on a city that made me.

If you aint like me, you aint gotta like me.

I feel like a spoilt rapper. I get to pick and choose everything.

When you're a little kid, you don't see color, and the fact that my friends were black never crossed my mind. It never became an issue until I was a teenager and started trying to rap.

A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now I'm learning to see the positive side of things, instead of, like, 'I can't go to Kmart. I can't take my kids to the haunted house.'

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want. It's the new tolerant me!

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.

Just be yourself, the minute you start being yourself youre gonna win.

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.

Be proud to be out of your mind and out of control.