Mary Ann Shaffer Quotes

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

I believe I am becoming pathetic. I'll go further, I believe that I am in love with a flower-growing, wood-carving quarryman/carpenter/pig farmer. In fact, I know I am. Perhaps tomorrow I will become entirely miserable at the thought that he doesn't love me back - may, even, care for Remy- but at this precise moment I am succumbing to euphoria. My head and stomach feel quite odd.

I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.

If there is Predestination, then God is the devil. by Remy, Ravensbruck concentration camp survivor

Do you arrange your books alphabetically? (I hope not.)

When I got up this morning the sea was full of sun pennies - and now it all seems to be covered in lemon scrim. Writers ought to live far inland or next to the city dump, if they are ever to get any work one. Or perhaps they need to be stronger-minded than I am.

Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don't ever let anyone tell you different.

The first rule of snooping is to come at it sideways.

In a good mood I call my hair Chestnut with Gold Glints. In a bad mood, I call it mousy brown