Select Your Ridiculous Emergency Kit Item and We'll Show Your Preparation Style

What you pack in a panic says everything. Choose absurd essentials and uncover your real approach to life’s chaos!

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Everyone handles emergencies differently. Some pack flashlights and first-aid kits. Others? Glow sticks, gourmet cheese, or a vintage mixtape. Your version of readiness—especially when it includes something totally unnecessary—reveals how you deal with pressure, chaos, and uncertainty.

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This quiz lets you embrace the absurd. Your choices in curating an emergency kit of useless-but-essential treasures will point to your true preparation style. Are you calm and clever, creatively chaotic, or lowkey emotionally strategic? Pack wisely—or at least, fabulously.

Which ridiculous item do you insist on packing?

A rubber chicken for morale A pocket-sized planner Scented candle with matches

You can only save one luxury item. You grab:

Silk robe, obviously That leather-bound emergency journal A disco ball helmet—why not?

The batteries are gone. You improvise with:

Glow-in-the-dark stickers Old mood ring and moonlight Crisp routine and candlelight

You’ve got one snack ration. You choose:

Protein bar, labeled and stacked Gummy worms and espresso beans Imported olives in a jar

What’s in your emergency playlist?

Lo-fi jazz and ambient thunder Dance bangers + sea shanties Motivational speeches and binaural beats

Your shelter is decorated with:

Laminated checklists and string lights Floral sheets and incense smoke Glow paint, glitter, and disco vibes