Select Your Ridiculous Emergency Kit Item and We'll Show Your Preparation Style
What you pack in a panic says everything. Choose absurd essentials and uncover your real approach to life’s chaos!
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Everyone handles emergencies differently. Some pack flashlights and first-aid kits. Others? Glow sticks, gourmet cheese, or a vintage mixtape. Your version of readiness—especially when it includes something totally unnecessary—reveals how you deal with pressure, chaos, and uncertainty.
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This quiz lets you embrace the absurd. Your choices in curating an emergency kit of useless-but-essential treasures will point to your true preparation style. Are you calm and clever, creatively chaotic, or lowkey emotionally strategic? Pack wisely—or at least, fabulously.
Which ridiculous item do you insist on packing?
A rubber chicken for moraleA pocket-sized plannerScented candle with matchesYou can only save one luxury item. You grab:
Silk robe, obviouslyThat leather-bound emergency journalA disco ball helmet—why not?The batteries are gone. You improvise with:
Glow-in-the-dark stickersOld mood ring and moonlightCrisp routine and candlelightYou’ve got one snack ration. You choose:
Protein bar, labeled and stackedGummy worms and espresso beansImported olives in a jarWhat’s in your emergency playlist?
Lo-fi jazz and ambient thunderDance bangers + sea shantiesMotivational speeches and binaural beatsYour shelter is decorated with:
Laminated checklists and string lightsFloral sheets and incense smokeGlow paint, glitter, and disco vibesSomeone else forgot a crucial item. You:
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