Shoeless and Clueless: Can You Match the Bundy Blunder to the Character?

Can you match these epic fails to the right family member? Grab a beer, put your hand down your pants, and let's see if you can keep up with Chicago's most dysfunctional family!

Welcome to the wild and wacky world of the Bundys, where misfortune is a way of life and bad decisions are the family motto! 

"Married... with Children" gave us some of the most hilarious mishaps and ridiculous situations in sitcom history. This quiz will test your knowledge of the Bundy family's most memorable blunders, from Al's shoe store nightmares to Peggy's shopping disasters, from Kelly's ditzy moments to Bud's failed attempts at coolness.

Whether you're a casual viewer or a die-hard fan who can recite every insult Al ever hurled, this quiz will challenge your memory of the Bundys' most outrageous mistakes.

Can you match these epic fails to the right family member? Grab a beer, put your hand down your pants, and let's see if you can keep up with Chicago's most dysfunctional family!

"Well, you can't sit on a couch twenty hours a day and not learn something"
Bud BundyPeggy BundyKelly BundyAl Bundy
"Kelly, go get changed into your sleaziest dress"
Bud BundyPeggy BundyAl BundyMarcy Rhoades
"Scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High"
Kelly BundyPeggy BundyAl BundyBud Bundy
"What would it be like if men had breasts?'"
Kelly Bundy Marcy RhoadesBud BundyPeggy Bundy
"Why do I suddenly feel I'm in the presence of great evil?"
Peggy BundyKelly BundyBud BundyAl Bundy
"You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV'"
Steve RhoadesAl BundyJefferson D'ArcyGriff
"Al, how am I supposed to do my job and yours? I tell ya, now I know how Hillary feels'"
Jefferson D'ArcyMarcy RhoadesPeggy BundySteve Rhoades
"Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing"
Al BundySteve RhoadesBud BundyJefferson D'Arcy
"It's humiliating. Totally beneath me. I don't want to do commercials in a bikini. I want to do films where I'm totally naked.'"
Kelly BundyMarcy RhoadesPeggy BundyBud Bundy
"So now NO MA’AM stands for Numb Old Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians"
Peggy BundyAl BundyBud BundyKelly Bundy
"That would make me a ho"
GriffAl Bundy Bud BundyJefferson D'Arcy
"So someone stole your dodge eh Al? Well it's your own fault. You should have known better to leave it out on garbage day.'"
Jefferson D'ArcySteve RhoadesMarcy RhoadesPeggy Bundy
“I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.”
Peggy BundyJefferson D'ArcyAl BundySteve Rhoades
“I left you plenty of food. It's at the supermarket.”
Bud BundyKelly BundyPeggy BundyAl Bundy
“We’re Bundys. We don’t call the cops. People call them on us.”
Peggy BundyAl BundyKelly BundyBud Bundy

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