What Christmas Speedrun Category Are You?

Discover which Christmas speedrun style matches your holiday pace and chaotic energy

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Speedrunning isn’t just a gaming hobby—it’s a mindset, a philosophy, a spiritual practice of breaking reality in the name of efficiency. And honestly? The holidays are the biggest unintentional speedrun of the year. From shopping to decorating to surviving social encounters to wrapping questionable gifts, everyone has their own route, their own tech, and their own emotional glitches. This quiz reveals which Christmas speedrun category perfectly matches your seasonal energy.

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Maybe you move through December like an Any% runner, the type who doesn’t bother with perfection. You’re all about getting the job done fast: shortcuts, sloppy-but-speedy execution, and the kind of chaotic bravery that makes observers wonder how you achieved anything at all. It’s the same energy as Resident Evil runners clipping through walls, skipping entire boss fights, and beating the game with nothing but a knife and a dream.

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Or maybe you’re a 100% Completionist—the meticulous winter warrior who must do every task, hit every tradition, achieve every goal, and acquire emotional collectibles like they’re rare artifacts. Your vibe is more Silent Hill: atmospheric, methodical, checking every corner, making sure everything is correctly in place before advancing. You’re slow, intentional, and deeply invested in the small details others overlook.

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Then there are the true gremlins of the season: the Glitchless Purists, the ones who breeze through holidays by sticking to a stable, drama-free route. No tricks, no skips, no emotional exploits—just reliable execution. This is The Last of Us energy: steady pacing, careful planning, and doing everything “the right way,” even if it takes longer. You avoid chaos like you avoid clickers: quietly, deliberately, and with deep respect for your own sanity.

🎄 Which Christmas Multiplayer Mode Fits Your Vibe?

Your speedrun category exposes your entire December strategy—how you problem-solve, how you emotionally navigate chaos, and how you attempt to reach the final cutscene of the year without collapsing into a pile of unwrapped gifts and existential dread. Whether Christmas is a frantic sprint, a carefully mapped route, or a glitch-free cruise depends on the instincts you bring into the season.

🎄 Your Christmas Save File: Where Did You Last Leave Off?

Answer these eight questions to find out which Christmas speedrun category you embody. Grab your timer, prep your inventory, and remember: the world record is irrelevant—this run is all about your style.

How do you start your holiday tasks?

Instantly—no planning Meticulously—lists first Steadily—one step at a time

Pick a speedrun tool:

Route-breaking exploit Detailed map of everything Reliable safe-strats

Your holiday shopping style:

Done in one chaotic trip Organized weeks in advance Slow but consistent progress

Choose a survival vibe:

Resident Evil speedrun chaos Silent Hill methodical dread The Last of Us steady pacing

A relative asks for help last-minute. You:

Wing it immediately Plan a solution Do it slowly but correctly

Your holiday energy level:

Frantic speed mode Focused and perfectionist Calm, practical, grounded