Tornadoes are nature’s terrifying blender, and when one hits, there’s no time for second-guessing—you either know what to do, or you become part of the flying debris. Are you prepared to handle a twister, or would you make one of those “do not try this” decisions that get you yeeted into the sky?
Would you calmly take shelter and ride out the storm, or would you be the person filming outside yelling “Whoa, dude!”? Are you a storm survival expert, or would you make choices that lead you straight into an unplanned trip to Oz?
🌪️ Take this completely serious (but also slightly unhinged) quiz to find out if you’d survive a tornado, barely make it, or become an unfortunate viral news story.
Buckle up—it’s about to get windy. 💨😂
You hear tornado sirens—what’s your first move?
Immediately seek shelter in a basement or interior room.Look outside to see if it’s actually real before deciding what to do.Start filming for TikTok—this is gonna get views.Hop in your car and try to outrun it (I saw this in a movie once).What’s the safest place to be during a tornado?
A basement or storm shelter.A closet or bathroom with no windows.Standing outside, dramatically looking up at the sky.Inside my car, flooring it towards safety (this seems logical, right?).You’re caught outside when a tornado is approaching. What do you do?
Find a low-lying ditch, cover my head, and protect myself.Run toward the nearest building and hope it’s open.Scream and run in random directions—I did NOT sign up for this!Try to film myself “storm chasing” for the ‘Gram.The power goes out, and your phone’s almost dead. What’s your next move?
Use my emergency flashlight and stay calm.Panic, because I really need to check Twitter.Text my ex “Hey, kinda wild that we might die, right?”Light candles even though that seems like a questionable choice.The tornado has passed. What do you do next?
Check for injuries, help others, and assess damage safely.Immediately update my social media to let people know I just survived a tornado.Walk outside without checking if it’s actually safe yet.Go viral by dramatically emerging from the wreckage holding a single, untouched Dorito.You spot a “Tornado Warning” alert on your phone. Your reaction?
I take it seriously and prepare immediately.Meh, it’s probably nothing.I ignore it—I’ve survived worse (I think?).I send a group text: “Y’all wanna go tornado hunting??”Final question: If you had to fight a tornado, what’s your battle strategy?
I wouldn’t—tornadoes win every time.Summon my inner action hero and punch the wind.Try to reason with it (maybe it just needs a friend?).Get sucked into it, land in Oz, and immediately start a new life. 
