Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.

He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back

Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.

The reason that chefs become chefs is that they're not allowed into rooms with windows.

Television is a constant stream of fact, opinions, lies, moral dilemmas, plots: an infinitely complex and sophisticated torrent of information. How could it not make you cleverer? The only people who ever thought television rotted the brain and made kids dumb were those with a vested interest in other ways of learning, or those who were intellectually insecure, usually about books.

The interesting adults are always the school failures, the weird ones, the losers, the malcontents, this isn’t wishful thinking. It’s the rule.

Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we'd like to be seen.