When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh. "There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.

Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.

Well,” said Owl, “the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.” “What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?” said Pooh. “For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.

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