When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.

Life is so much friendlier with two.

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Sing Ho for the Life of a Bear

Time for a little something.

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.