I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one!

How long does getting thin take?

But now I am six. And I'm clever as clever. And now I think I'll stay six now forever and ever.

Tiggers don't like honey.