A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer.

A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?