I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.
A. A. MilneDrinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.
A. A. MilneIt was a drowsy summer afternoon, and the Forest was full of gentle sounds, which all seemed to be saying to Pooh, 'Don't listen to Rabbit, listen to me.' So he got in a comfortable position for not listening to Rabbit.
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