When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

He thought how sad it was to be an Animal who had never had a bunch of violets picked for him.

Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.

One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery.

Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.

And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.

And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time." "Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at you.