Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.
A Fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see
Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.
What I like doing best is Nothing.
Life is so much friendlier with two.