If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.

Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.

That's what Tiggers do best!

Well,” said Owl, “the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.” “What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?” said Pooh. “For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.

I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.