Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?” "Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens.

Food is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.

"I just like to know," said Pooh humbly.

The average man finds life very uninteresting as it is. And I think the reason why is that he is always waiting for something to happen to him instead of setting to work to make things happen

When I was young, we always had mornings like this.

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.