You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time." "Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at you.

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?