Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon a moment in which we wonder, not how much money we are earning, nor how famous we have become, but what good we are doing.

And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.

If the English language had been properly organized ... then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble.

Christopher Robin ... just said it had an "x."' 'It isn't their necks I mind,' said Piglet earnestly. 'It's their teeth.

Dig a little deeper. Think of something that we've never thought of before.

What day is it?" It's today," squeaked Piglet. My favorite day," said Pooh.