Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups?

It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at all.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

What I like doing best is Nothing.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.