Friendship," said Christopher Robin, "is a very comforting thing to have.

Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one!

If a statement is untrue, it is not the more respectable because it has been said in Latin.

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.