That's what Tiggers do best!
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."
Promise you won't forget me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred.