Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good. Those are two classes of people who like to eat well and get their money's worth.'

I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it.

My old friend looked at me with a new respect. He was discovering in me a capacity for hypocrisy that he had never credited me with before.

Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.