The science of booby-trapping has taken a good deal of the fun out of following hot on the enemy's heels.
A. J. LieblingI had an attack of the gout two days before pulling out, and I went limping off to the war instead of coming limping back from it.
A. J. LieblingIf you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
A. J. LieblingNews is like the tilefish which appears in great schools off the Atlantic Coast some years and then vanishes, no one knows whither or for how long. Newspapers might employ these periods searching for the breeding grounds of news, but they prefer to fill up with stories about Kurdled Kurds or Calvin Coolidge, until the banks close or a Hitler marches, when they are as surprised as their readers.
A. J. Liebling