When all else fails, complicate matters

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to." "No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission." "We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.

When all else fails, complicate matters

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.