When all else fails, complicate matters

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil." --Luke Skywalker