Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die." Mara

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.