I want to convey that I'm crazy about the Kardashians - but I'm not sure which is which.

Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of friends and makes friends really easily.

My preference would have been to not go back on the air after 9\11, at all until the time felt right but that wasn't an option.

Tell me what you think and then tell me what the really smart person in the room who disagrees with you thinks.

We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies. Now none of this is the fault of 20 year old college student, but you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world I don't know what the f...k you're talking about.

This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up.

I don’t believe there are two sides to every argument. I think the facts are the center. And watching the news abandon the facts in favor of “fairness” is what’s troubling to me.