I'm not really a food connoisseur.

I know the Gospel according to Mark better than I know any sura in the Quran.

I said we are Ghodratis and there's nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.

You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back.

The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like, 'Yeah, I completely know how to do that; I can solve that problem,and then I'd be like, 'Mom?

I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

If you choose to be a Muslim then you believe that it is on some level wrong to show the image of the Prophet Muhammad.