If people invited Muslims into their home every week by way of a TV show would go a long way to making people feel comfortable with Muslims and countering misconceptions about who we are. Plus, of course, that will make it easier for us to impose sharia law across America.

If you choose to be a Muslim then you believe that it is on some level wrong to show the image of the Prophet Muhammad.

Now the bigots have to get creative. Good luck coming up with slurs for Chechens. Go back where you came from, Ushanka head.

Of course the law's not racist.

I said we are Ghodratis and there's nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.

When you're brown and Indian, you get offered a lot of doctor roles.

It's an organic thing that I try not to analyze too much, because I worry that it will go away.