I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do anything to be liked... and comedians are always talking about politics.

I think family dynamics are definitely very interesting. And in my case my sister did get married. She gave my parents a grandchild.

In America, people think being South Asian is still kind of exotic. When you go outside New York and Chicago and L.A., there are people who have never tried Indian food... they've never even tasted it!

For anybody who's ever been on the other end of, like, racial violence logic is not something that can be used.

I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

Paki- bashing was kind of this term that was used in general to beat up anyone that was from the Indian subcontinent.