Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections.

You do find a lot of your time in the West kind of searching for your place in the world - your voice, your identity, like, who am I? Like, what is my reason for being here, you know? And in that same way who am I to be partnered with, you know?

I don't want to tell people what they should think.

I was a fan of "The Daily Show" I watched it,I never imagined being on it, but I figured I would just go down there and do my best Stephen Colbert impression.

For anybody who's ever been on the other end of, like, racial violence logic is not something that can be used.

The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like, 'Yeah, I completely know how to do that; I can solve that problem,and then I'd be like, 'Mom?

Paki- bashing was kind of this term that was used in general to beat up anyone that was from the Indian subcontinent.