Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.

From my parent's generation the idea was not that marriage was about some kind of idealized, romantic love. It was a partnership. It's about creating family. It's about creating offspring.

I don't want to tell people what they should think.

Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections.

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes.

Indian culture is essentially much more of a we culture. It's a communal culture where you do what's best for the community - you procreate.

I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.