It's embarrassing when you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on the Best Seller's List.

Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on machines. And in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them.

Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks.

The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.

In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So like, the thing is, if you're selling to a kid and cops come, shoot the kid real quick!

Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.