Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.

Fantasy is the only truth.

The idea that media is there to educate us, or to inform us, is ridiculous because that's about tenth or eleventh on their list.

Hep is a very dangerous disease that can cause a number of permanent conditions, including death, which is extremely permanent.

Wouldn't you want to be indicted by the govenment for a high crime? It's a great thrill. It's an honor. It's a compliment. It's fun. I'm enjoying every minute of it!

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.