Fantasy is the only truth.

Wouldn't you want to be indicted by the govenment for a high crime? It's a great thrill. It's an honor. It's a compliment. It's fun. I'm enjoying every minute of it!

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire.

The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.

The work that the kids saw around them was so odious, so boring, so worthless that they came to regard WORK as the only dirty four-letter word in the English language.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.