There is really no crisis except an artificial one...If the great American people will only keep their temper, on both sides of the line, the trouble will come to an end.
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
Half finished work generally proves to be labor lost.
We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot.
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
Talk to the jury as though your client's fate depends on every word you utter.